I for Ingolebi

Half term with grandchildren and yesterday we had great fun with The Happy Hoparoo and the Quinzetti. So here's a new, thoroughly nonsensical rhyme to help end half term

The Ingolebi

I skip, you skip, The Ingolebi bounces:

I jump, you jump, The Ingolebi flounces;

I dance, you dance, The Ingolebi shuffless

I scream, you scream, The Ingolebi snuffles.

I shout, you shout, The Ingolebi mutters,

I shriek, you shriek, The Ingolebi stutters:

I fly, you fly, The Ingolebi bliggers,

I swim, you swim, The Ingolebi gliggers.

And we’ll all flooj together

Like Ingoleb’s floojing friends,

Yes we’ll all flooj together

It’s what Ingolebis commend.

To bligger – to attach oneself to a jet propelled lemonade bottle

To gligger – To immerse oneself in a mixture of custard and two month old gravy

Floojing  - Pretending to know someone very well when you’ve only just met them
The Happy Hoparoo and the Quinzetti are part of Zudey's Zoo: they can all be found HERE